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Clinton and Obama Long Lost Cousins of the Jolie-Pitts

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Just one big happy family, right? It turns out, Hillary Clinton is related to Angelina Jolie. And Barack Obama is Brad Pitt’s distant cousin. Could this be why we’re reading about fights between America’s favorite global-adoption couple? (The Jolie-Pitts, not the Democratic candidates!) Researchers at the New England Geneological Society hunted down family connections for [...]

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Oh Angelina…

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Let it be known, folks: where there’s malignant will, there’s a way to make Angelina Jolie’s ridiculous leg poses even more absurd. A collage. And you know, listen. She was kind of asking for it. All night she was throwing her lean limb out at us like an egomaniacal leg wrestler, and it was only [...]

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Chelsea Handler Shows Off Bikini Bod in Shape

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Funny lady Chelsea Handler may love her cocktails, but that hasn’t stopped her from looking positively smashing on the April cover of Shape. The comedian, 35, is candid about her long road to a fit lifestyle (“I was born with a French fry in my mouth”), but says today she is healthier than ever. After [...]

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She’s Such a Lemon Face

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I decided – out of the clear blue sky – to do this segment in which I feature a celebrity caught in the act of running. The problem here is that, unlike other folks, I’m too lazy to actually find a photo of the featured celebrity actually engaging in the act of running. Now, this [...]

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Even Carmen Electra Hates Her Body Sometimes

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If Carmen Electra uses cardio strip tease to stay in amazing shape, how can I top that? I put on my ugly, sometimes two-day old workout clothes, and go to the gym to sweat like a pig. I don’t get dewy, nor do I glow, I sweat buckets. But I do feel sexy when I [...]

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Is Jessica Simpson, er, Fat?

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Jessica Simpson is the new Jennifer Love Hewitt, thanks to some much, er, curvier photos performing at a recent Florida chili cook-off. The pics have prompted all kinds of internet talk about her weight — and I’m not going to pile on, even though I should step right in and say something. If the girl [...]

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Jessica Alba’s Hot Bod

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We’ve been seeing pregnant Jessica Alba head to the gym quite a bit after we found out the big news. However, in her recent interview with CosmoGirl!, she attributes her pre-baby figure to her diet, not her workout. She says she just eats right (or smart, according to me), giving up processed foods loaded with [...]

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Celebrities DO Eat…

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A picture is worth a million words. So I’ve attached the pictures instead of typing ONE MILLION WORDS.

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