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NARCISSISTIC RAMBLINGS

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Get Rid of Valentines Day. Cupid is Stupid.

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Originally posted on February 14, 2009
The pressure is on. It’s the big “V” day. Not vagina day, though it might as well be called that because it’s all about the women. It is perhaps the most dangerous day for any man in a relationship: Yes, it’s Valentine’s day, the day when a woman wants her [...]

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6 Things That Make Me Feel Good Right Now

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1. Flannel. Wear with clear heels and you will suddenly feel much sexier. Just don’t tell anyone.

2. Don’t diet. Ever. I hate “no”. I get rebellious, and I really don’t like challenging myself to stay away from Buttercup Bakery. I think the cookies must get lonely, begging for a

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I Don’t Want a Kaslopis Purse

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This is a hard thing to write about for three reasons:

1) We are veering way too far out of fitness land, and
2) I don’t like that type of web traffic that this topic brings me
3) Google bots don’t like the word vagina

Masturbation ‘Cuts Cancer Risk’

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If you know anything about me, then you can just imagine just how delighted I was when I saw this headline: “Masturbation cuts cancer risk”. Awww yeah. That’s right, I’m just sticking it to cancer.
Then I read a little further and discovered the study refers to guys, something about flushing out the fluids (um, [...]

Another Year of Just Eat Smart…

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Memories: 2009
It’s that time of year…again.
Well, almost, anyway—It’s going to be 2010 in just a couple of days. It’s time to review everything we’ve done over the last 31,536,001 seconds. We look at the past year in photographs, we smile, we get sentimental about the wonderful moments. For some of us, [...]

It’s Been a While

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Writing is a bit like exercise — once you fall out of the habit, it’s a bitch to get back into.
And I haven’t written anything for a while.  The longest stretch ever, actually.  I wish I could say I’ve been off searching for my higher self, or exercising like a maniac so I now look [...]

Is Locating Your Abs like Searching for Bigfoot?

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Will endless sit-ups equal tight, sexy abs? Oh, absolutely, 100% for sure!!  What if I was an amazing champion at sit-ups, I should have the leanest, greatest abs ever! Right? Right?!?
Take a walk into any gym in America and you will see people doing a trillion crunches trying to find these abs… Without success.

Yet the [...]

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