Let’s get right to it: Do not eat the Baconator.

Now, I know that you’re probably thinking exactly what I did: what could be so wrong with two fatty hamburger patties, two cheese slices, cheese sauce, mayonnaise, and 6 (count ‘em 6) slices of bacon?

The answer is nothing, nothing at all, providing you spread that out over 4 meals and 3 days, but I don’t think that’s what Wendy’s had in mind. Oooh, why just stop there when you can have the combo meal? Even if you skip the biggie fries and get a diet coke and this is the stats on your lunch:

1250 calories
71g total fat
175mg cholesterol
88g carbs

It’s making me feel fat just to sit and write about this, on the upside I have plenty of motivation to go workout tonight.

The bottom line is that it actually looks tempting, but until you are prepared to run about 20 miles to break even from the caloric intake, just get the junior cheeseburger and get on your way.