I apologize, but today’s post is just for me to read. I’ll have something for you in a few days most likely, but today I need to talk to my own bad self. Sorry about that, but you really need to leave now.
Scoot.
Depart!
Okay… has everyone cleared out? Good.
Folks don’t eat enough vegetables, and I think I figured out the reason why: most of them are just so poorly named that them hardly come off as appetizing. Who wants to eat something called “parsnips” or “turnips”? These items, like a lot of their veggie companions, need a branding makeover. Over at sherikahenry.com, there’s nothing I believe in more than a strong brand.
Do your part in helping people eat more fresh veggies by immediately adopting all these new names. The sooner they catch on, the sooner everyone can start benefiting from eating better and living healthier.
Asparagus sounds too much like “ass”. New name: Tender Yum-Yum Sticks.
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